Poker Jokes - bad poker jokes
July 25, 2005 - Tony Leung
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Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza!
Q: How can you tell a poker player is lying?
A: His chips are moving.
Q: Heard of the Los Angeles poker hand?
A: Four Clubs beat a King
Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog.
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.
Q: What is the difference between a poker room and a church?
A: When you pray in a poker room, you really mean it!!
Three ninth grade girls go into a poker room, a blond, a brunette and a redhead.....
Q: The brush chases the redhead and the brunette out, but not the blond.....Why??
A: She is 23....
I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.
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